SPP stepped on the pedals, hoping to ram GhostRider to his death. Unfortunately, the attempt would fail when GhostRider stopped the Chevy Camaro, turning it into scrap metal with a fist plummeting into the hood. That got SPP even angrier and the Sugarpantspuff stepped out of the wreckage.
Chain swinging, fists clenched in an offensive stance, a showdown between the spirit of vengeance and crusader turned menace. Strangely, WinterSoldier had disappeared. But no matter, the two giants were about to clash.
"So, I heard you know kungfu. Show me!!" GhostRider sneered, flames burning brighter than ever.
"Shut the fu-ck up bonehead! You'd pay for wrecking my ride!!" SPP jetted towards GhostRider and sent him flying with a single slap to the face.
"NI***** Chee Bye!!!" GhostRider cursed as he found himself launched off his feet two blocks away, leaving a trail of debris across a row of abandoned old buildings, somewhere in the STOMP Universe. The spirit of Vengeance picked himself up, glaring fiercely at SPP. The resident crusader had done it this time, GhostRider was peeved. He had over the years acquired a nasty temper and his bark had become just as bad as his bite, and the blue skinned madman had just unleashed the beast with one slap.
GhostRider STOMPed towards SPP and returned the favour. "NINAOHIEYA~!" GhostRider cursed as he slapped SPP across the head. But before GhostRider's hand could reach his head, he blocked the attack and returned it with a hook punch. GhostRider ducked and attempted a take down on SPP, spearing the crusader square across the abdomen and bringing him down with a lift behind the knees. Once SPP was brought to the ground, the spirit of vengeance begun raining his opponent with a flurry of fists.... until SPP suddenly caught hold of GhostRider's arm and reversed the attack, catching him in his own hold. "What the FU....~!" GhostRider grunted as he hit the floor hard, barely completing his words. In an instance he found himself receiving a storm of blows to the face, each blow creating a dent in the ground.
Eventually, the spirit of vengeance could take no more and his powers were quickly snuffed out, flames extinguished. GhostRider was once more, a mortal. Satisfied, Sugarpuffpants smiled and stood up looking at the corpse of what was once GhostRider before walking away.
But before SPP could make his third step, a chain ensnared his neck. GhostRider had caught him, flames once again ignited. "Get over here!!" GhostRider taunted, imitating the voice of Mortal Kombat's Scorpion.
"You cheatin' son of a bitch!!" SPP sneered, and then "BLAM~!". All of sudden, Sugarpuffpants was knocked unconscious. Somehow from out of nowhere a shot had eliminated the crusader, bringing the confrontation to an abrupt stop.
"What a boring fight." WinterSoldier thought to himself as he looked through the scope of his newly acquired M107. Some unknown individual had paid him a hefty amount to take out SPP, and the WinterSoldier was merely looking to collect. Interested in taking out GhostRider as well for amusement, he decided to shift his rifle towards the flaming skull. Unfortunately, GhostRider was already gone, leaving SPP's unconscious body to collect dust. "Awhh! Goddamnit!" WinterSoldier cried.
Somewhere in the corner of Chjimes, GhostRider was in a dilemma. The girlfriend had called. "YOU OUT PICKING FIGHTS AGAIN???"
"No! Nono darling!! I wasn't! Serious!!"
"THEN WHAT YOU DOING AT CHJIMES?? LOOKING AT WHICH GIRL NOW ANSWER ME!!"
"I'm not even looking honey I sompah!!"
"YOU SOMPAH?! YOU WILL RETURN HOME THIS INSTANCE DO YOU HEAR ME??" Mengxue barked across the phone.
GhostRider could only whimper and smack his forehead as the girlfriend hung up. "DOH!!" The Spirit of Vengeance cried, now a Spirit of..... Mengxue. Butt stamped Approved and owned.
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