It was late in the afternoon when GhostRider and Mengxue were busy making babies on The Love Boat when suddenly, the cabin began to tremble violently. Mengxue stopped abruptly and cried, "honey, I'm scared!"
"It okay, just another earthquake caused by our passionate love making." GhostRider gleefully remarked and went on about in attempt to fertilize his girlfriend as he dove under the covers.
Elsewhere, STOMPers were chattering away in Just Talk Lah when they too felt the tremors. Coffee mugs and glasses started moving, water and coffee formed ripples as the tables shook. There was an immediate silence as heads turned, some in shock looking at their coffee mugs and some looking out the window of the Just Talk Lah cafe. CrystalBelle was seen running around in a fit of panic like a headless chicken, including a furry rabbit soft toy and a large male teddy bear wearing a skirt. The same scene happened, as the tremors hit the diner Yummy Tummy. Soon, there was pure chaos with people ducking under the tables and others screaming the end of the world.
The skies darkened and balls of mysterious green flames descended upon the STOMP Universe. The first one hit Campus Chit Chat, a local STOMP university and the entire school was decimated. From beneath the debris emerged a dwarf sized figure with the words patpat2010 printed on it body, it head made of a large pink blob with another two for ears, the words disney for a mouth. While everywhere else the same happened, with troops of shadowy dwarf sized figures descending upon the public like a scene out of Left For Dead. One of them, resembled a dog, gray and black in color with blood shot eyes marked with the words Yannie on it forehead, another resembled a classic Uno card, constantly chanting as it walked,
"Only fools donate to charity,
Only idiots work for free as volunteers,
Only pushovers need friends,
Only followers conform to social norms,
Only weaklings need motivational quotes,
Only softies are ultra polite,
Only EMOs need a shoulder to cry on,
Only losers need to be part of a group,
People who need people are the most pathetic human beings."
Provoked by the very sight of the horde, WinterSoldier still chewing on his cigarette, opened fire, whipping out a modified M416. But before he could take out anything at all, he was jumped by Ma cherie and was instantly knocked unconscious as his head hit a nearby lamp post. Fortunately for him, Ma Cherie was not particularly interested as she took a whiff and found WinterSoldier to be indigestible and left.
Elsewhere on the roof top of The Workplace, an office resembling that of UOB Building, nondescript observed the scene with a high tech binoculars, clad in a black and gray skin tight bionic bodysuit with a modified katana strapped to his belt and a pistol strapped to his left thigh. "Looks like it has begun." Said nondescript.
Cars crashed, traffic disrupted, the entire STOMP Universe was in complete chaos, fueling the noise level caused by folks at a large green patch of grass somewhere in a corner of People's Park with a sign red board reading "Rave and Rant". While shopaholics and tai tai wannabes fled for their dear lives, the Escape! air strip was filled with jet planes, helicopters and jumbo jets taking off.
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